Sister Princess anime review

Sister Princess anime review
Wataru Minakami is a top student who failed his high school entrence exam because of a computer glitch . He later discovered that he was accepted to Stargazer Hill Academy, which is located at a mysterious place called Promised Island. At the request of his father, Wataru is whisked away to the island, and before he can settle in, a dozen of cute and charming girls start to flock him and claim to be his younger sisters. As Wataru gets closer to his newfound siblings, a deeper mystery as to why they were sent to the island comes to play.

This anime has problems.

Apparently, being attracted to one's sister is all the rage in Japan right now - see Angel Sanctuary for further details. Eww.

Unfortunately, the weird premise doesn't even begin to cover the problems that riddle this title.

For starters, the storytelling and pacing are incoherent and haphazard, weaving from plot point to plot point like a drunk wandering the backstreets after closing time. Much of the early part of this series is surreal to the point of being completely unintelligible - I had to watch some scenes twice just to figure out what the story was supposed to be.

As for the setting, I found myself caring less about the mystery of the island than goggling at the improbability of its very existence. Maybe I should've put "fantasy" in the genre for this - it's certainly a Fantasy Island (minus Villechaise and Montalban, unfortunately).

All in all, not a good start, but that pales in comparison to the aim of this show. And quite frankly, I can't figure out what Sister Princess is supposed to be. The failed sight gags and rather stupid premise indicate that this is supposed to be a comedy. But it fails at that. Then there's the main character's idea of romance, which is to blush uncontrollably when asked to go shopping. Of course, they're really his sisters, so it fails at that. But maybe it's supposed to be a drama - but this series is so immobilized by its inherent weirdness that any sense of dramatic tension floats away like the brain cells in these characters' heads. Strike three.

And while inadequate storytelling is often counteracted by exceptional characterizations, this is most definitely not the case here in the world of Sister Princess. The main character, Wataru, claims to be intelligent, but anyone who only applies to a single high school in the cutthroat educational machine of Japan has got to be a moron. He does almost nothing to deny it, either, and for the most part, he could easily be replaced by a cardboard cutout without changing this anime a single bit. The "sisters" are hopelessly bland, subservient stereotypes with fewer brain cells than the average potato, which really makes you wonder about what young Japanese boys expect their wives to be like when they grow up. (I think we blundered upon The Stepford Wives by accident.) And the protagonist's "competitor" (or the Random Weird Guy), Tataru, wants to be Saber Marionette J's Hanagata really badly, but fails to realize that he is the ugliest anime character to grace the screen since Mikami Reiko dispatched ghosts with her hideous hag face.

Not even the animation is particularly great - 3D computer graphics are wasted on houses (very inconsistent when one considers that every other building in the series is rendered traditionally), and a few questionable character design choices make this a startlingly unappealing entry into the harem genre. (Even the "SD" mode looks terrible.) Besides, when the main character's harem claims to all be his younger sisters ... well, we guess this is one of THOSE islands.

But at least they're cute.

Despite my most valiant efforts, I'll have to side with my wife on this bizarre "wish fulfillment" series. While marginally better than Kokoro Library or To Heart, the vast majority of this show belongs squarely in the burnable trash. Only a few humorous scenes raise this one from the bottom ... and only just.

Better than review, is a Trailer video of: Sister Princess. Watch it now:
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